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   Women ! Who can figure 'em out ? Now that the kids are grown and gone,
   my wife sez she needs more "outside interests". I thought I'd surprise
   her and presented her with a brand new fancy lawn mower, just the
   other day.
   Now, she's mad with me.

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My wife is what's generally known as a "Strawberry Blonde", which is of course, half blonde/half redhead. Every once in a while though the blonde part gains the upper hand. On a recent trip to New York, there was a one of those small info signs on the check-in desk. It said: Breakfast 6-10; Lunch 11-3; Dinner 4-11. She took one look at that and said "How in the world are we gonna do any sight-seeing ? We'll be so busy eating, we won't have time for anything else."
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I saw in the paper the other day that there's a serious shortage of men in Washington DC. I commented on this fact to my wife and told her I might just go there. I added that the article said that men could earn $50 a nite easily as a gigolo. She smiled and said, "And exactly how do you intend to live on $200 a month ?"
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