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A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea. The difference between a seed
and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow
and return itself in kind and be multiplied.
- John Ciardi

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I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to be deceived by it. - H. W. Shaw
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. -- George Bernard Shaw (speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken escapades)
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. --Kurt Vonnegut
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Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!
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I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who. Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), "How the Camel Got His Hump"
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In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more important than his answers --Andre Malraux
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"Give me five lines by the best of men, and I will find something in it to hang him." -- An anonimous prosecutor
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"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all." -- JFK
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I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and all things are in him... -Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
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