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We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson





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The true gentleman is subtly poised between an inner tact and an outer deference. -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan
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Only an unlit candle lasts forever.
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On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't stand on it" --Kris Kristofferson.
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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. -- Voltaire
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Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject. --Tallyrand
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He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. --Bishop Berkeley
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"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks" -- the Cowardly Lion
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"Applaud friends, the comedy is over." -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
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"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his mind at the same time"
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