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Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
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Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action.
- Aaron Burr
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"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again."
- Rudy Rucker
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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg."
- James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
1/21/98
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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you
hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do
anything that feels GOOD for 36 hours.
- Rita Rudner
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
- Roseanne
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog,
or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our
carpet, or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner
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