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If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples. 



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The difference between philosophy and theology: if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw bombs.
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What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'? What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind. - Emily Latella
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"It's like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. - Sue Kolinsky
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"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise." - Roger Simon
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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. - John Peers
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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. - Ruth Gordon
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