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Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time
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Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
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In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe... The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness; their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints. -Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205 (1861)
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England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
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What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne
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"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen
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This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section. --John Callahan
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When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I? --Jules Feiffer
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