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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington




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The 100% American is 99% idiot. - - - George Bernard Shaw
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Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex. - - - Jackie Mason
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I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - - - Duncan Spaeth
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The English think soap is civilization. - - - Heinrich von Treitschke
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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart. - - - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - - - Willy Rushton
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Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse. - - - Mark Twain
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The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest. - - - Clifton Fadiman
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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
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