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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'

Wynn Catlin

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'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round three times before lying down', Robert Benchley
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'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods. And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!' Jerry Dennis
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Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour: "It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."
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Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted to the color blue as to other colors. Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching themselves. -- "Beakman's World"
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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character." - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - - - Cynthia Heimel
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You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
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In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - - - Geoffrey Cottrell
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Americans always try to do the right thing -- after they've tried everything else. - - - Winston Churchill
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