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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'
Send this quote to a friend 1 'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',
Send this quote to a friend 2 'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'
Send this quote to a friend 3 Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:
"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."
Send this quote to a friend 4 Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.
Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
-- "Beakman's World"
Send this quote to a friend 5 "In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
- - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"
Send this quote to a friend 6 If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
Send this quote to a friend 7 You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
Send this quote to a friend 8 In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
Send this quote to a friend 9 Americans always try to do the right thing --
after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
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