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Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
               priests know.  Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans   
               do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what  
               men speak.                                                  

                                                    Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)





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San Cristobal was full of hippies. There were way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts. There were new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament. And there were smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan." --P.J. O'Rourke
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"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my dark solitude." --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry
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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." - Gloria Steinem
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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." - Gloria Steinem
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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." - Katharine Hepburn
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"I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog, which growls every morning, a parrot, which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli
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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." - Baroness Edith Summerskill
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" - Linda Ellerbee
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I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. - Pablo Picasso
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