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Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.  



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Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you never felt before.
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Mistress - Somewhere between a mister and a mattress
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out" -- Steven Wright
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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.
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