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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.

    -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
    interview after he was returned to the US

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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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Are you any relation to your brother Marv? -- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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