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The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey




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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd druther not. -- Mark Twain
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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
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A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
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Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious. -- Paul Valery
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on... -- Robert Byrne
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A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy. -- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994
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For economists, the real world is often a special case. Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). -- Edgar R. Fiedler
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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job.
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