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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Send this quote to a friend 1 I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again,
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
Send this quote to a friend 2 Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton
Send this quote to a friend 3 What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-- Irv Kupcinet
Send this quote to a friend 4 Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
-- Han Solo
Send this quote to a friend 5 When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
-- Quentin Crisp
Send this quote to a friend 6 If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.
-- Old Yiddish proverb
Send this quote to a friend 7 Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
-- Mark Twain
Send this quote to a friend 8 It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
Send this quote to a friend 9 The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery
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