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I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
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Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R. S. Barton
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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? -- Irv Kupcinet
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. -- Han Solo
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp
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If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. -- Old Yiddish proverb
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery
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