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Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls. --Pat Metheny
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Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves. --Aristotle
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For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired girls. --An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s
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When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist. Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
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What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more interesting than women. --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others
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The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by man was the mockery of Voltaire. --Tallyrand
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There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. --Don Herold
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Geniuses do not think more than other people. They think less. --Len Cool
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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other people's values. --Gerald Brenan
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