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History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.




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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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It works better if you plug it in.
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
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Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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