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I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.



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"If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
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An epitaph for Blanc, Mel "That's All folks"
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There are two sentences inscribed upon the Ancient oracle... "Know thyself" and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all other precepts depend. Plutarch (46-120 A.D.)
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"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." Samuel Johnson
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"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..." --C.S.Lewis
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Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it's a predicament --George Santayana
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It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and neighbours should be true to the public. --Bishop Berkeley
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Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few. --Ibid
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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters. --Douglas Adams
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