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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

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There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
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No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made to talk like a parrot. The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)
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'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice. 'That's how it goes, master. Master?'
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The major difference between hating and loving is perhaps that whereas to love somebody is to be fulfilled and enriched by the experience, to hate somebody is to be diminished and drained by it. Lovers, by losing themselves in their loving, find themselves, become themselves. Hater simply lose themselves. Theirs is the ultimately "consuming" passion. --Frederick Buechner
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A wedding. A handshake. A kiss. A coronation. A parade. A dance. A meal. A graduation. A Mass. A ritual is the performance of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game. A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder to show forth its sacredness. A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God. --Frederick Buechner
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If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
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You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of every man. A contented mind confers it on all.--Horace
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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.--John Wayne
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S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics? Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out"
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