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Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
        
                    --Ben Franklin



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Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely. --Ben Franklin
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"Upon the upland road Ride easy, stranger: Surrender to the sky Your heart of anger." - James K. Baxter "High Country Weather"
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"If a man does his best, what else is there?" General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
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G. C. Lichtenberg: "The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking about what you could have done."
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Hasidic Saying: "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries."
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"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's mind considerably"
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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. --Arthur Murphy, 1758
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Nothing is politically right that is morally wrong. --Daniel O'Connell
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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
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