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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life? 



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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
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"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." Henry Ford (1863-1947)
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Charles Schultz: "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Olin Miller: "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do."
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Mary Hemingway: "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
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Arnold Bennett: "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else."
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Dale Carnegie: "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep."
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Captain J. A. Hadfield: "This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."
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Unknown: "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night."
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