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"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey



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"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen, hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream." --Edward Abbey
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"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime." --Edward Abbey
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"I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words `phenomenology' or `structuralism', I reach for my buck knife." --Edward Abbey
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"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things. Usually conducted by government against its own people." --Edward Abbey
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"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns." --Edward Abbey
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"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines, I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?" --Edward Abbey
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"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it." --Edward Abbey
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true patriotism: "`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.'" --Edward Abbey
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