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"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert



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What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha? -- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER, Act III (1936).
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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. -- Edward Moore (1712-1757) THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).
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"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters, and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet have a name." --Edward Abbey
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"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4 blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly to the surface." --Edward Abbey
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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. -- Samuel Johnson
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"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever tighter." --Edward Abbey
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"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized ethnic group." --Edward Abbey
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"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic." --Edward Abbey
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