Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  Tell Joke  |  Links  |  About



Pokern



Today's quotes[10.10.98]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.


English is the language up with which I will not put



Send this quote to a friend
1
Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!
Send this quote to a friend
2
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. --Franklin P. Jones
Send this quote to a friend
3
"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."
Send this quote to a friend
4
"He's so unhip that When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas, Whoever he was. The man ain't got no culture," Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic
Send this quote to a friend
5
Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.
Send this quote to a friend
6
"Kent put his name on his license plate." "My mother does the same thing with my underware." "Your mother puts license plates in your underware?" --Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'
Send this quote to a friend
7
Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and casual affair. Just let the child s*%# all over everything. This prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host. --P.J. O'Rouke
Send this quote to a friend
8
"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!" --Zsa Zsa Gabor
Send this quote to a friend
9
Vows begin when hope dies. --Leonardo da Vinci
Send this quote to a friend
10

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems

Jump to  




Jokes2Go.com One Click Menu:

Goodies
  Random joke on your page
  Bookmark Jokes2Go.com
  Jokes2Go Advanced features
  Tell us a joke
  Funny Pics

Archives
  More than 30 categories of jokes
  Real funny stories
  Poems, parodies and Limericks
  More than 2000 quotes
  Funny ASCII Art
  Previous months issues

Hourly Humor
  Random Jokes
  Random Quotes
  Random Poems

Lists
  Hundreds of lists in alphabetical order
  Select lists by category

Random
  Random jokes, by category or general
  Random stories, by category or any
  Random poems, by category or any
  Random quotes

Site Info
  About Jokes2Go.com
  Privacy Policy
  Change registration info/Unsubscribe
  Password retrieval
  Other great humor sites
  Contact us