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There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex live was strangely amiss.
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would seldom do better than t

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The Jung Idea The young things who frequent picture-palaces Have no use for this psycho-analysis; And although doctor Freud Is distinctly annoyed They cling to their long-standing fallacies.
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Our vicar's an absolute lamb; But when he sat dawn in a jam On taking his seat At our sunday school treat We all heard the poor man say:... "... Stand up, please, while I say grace !"
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There was a young lady of Maine Who declared she'd a man on her brain. But you knew from the view Of her waist as it grew It was not on her brain that he'd lain.
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There was a young fellow of Ealing Endowed with such delicate feeling, When he read on the door, "Don't spit on the floor", He lent back and spat on the ceiling.
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A young girl who was no good at tennis But at swimming was really a menace Took pains to explain, "It depends how to train; I was a streetwalker in Venice."
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