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There once was a monk from Siberia
Whose manners were rather inferior
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done
And now she's a Mother Superior



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There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine: Both concave and convex, It would fit either sex - And could play with itself in between.
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The nephew of one of the czars Used to suck off Rasputin at Yars, Till the peasants revolted, The royal family bolted - Now they're under the sickle and stars.
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A Limerick gets laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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There was a young maiden of Siam Who said to her lover, young Kiam, "If you kiss me, of course, You will have to use force,- But god knows you are stronger that I am."
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A Turk by the name of Haroun Ate whisky by means of a spoon To one who asked why This turk made reply: "To drink is forbidden, you loon."
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A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along, And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.
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There was a young lady of Sturky Who had an affair with a darkie. The results of their sins Were quadruplets, not twins, One black, and two white, and one khaki.
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There was a young lady of Kent Who said that she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And served cocktails and wine; She knew what it meant - but she went!
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There was a young lady named Mabel Who said, "I don't thing I'm able; But I'm willing to try. So where shall I lie - On the bed, on the floor or the table ?"
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