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Today's poems[10.29.98]

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There was a young fellow from Lees 
            Who handled his tool with great ease. 
                This continual friction 
                Made his sex a mere fiction, 
            But the callus hangs down to his knees. 



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There once was a lady named Hix Who was fond of sucking big pricks. One fellow she took Was a doctor named Snook, Now he's in a hell of a fix.
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"Remind me, dear," said Sir John Keith, "As soon as I've finished my teeth, To take down this glass And examine my ass From behind---and of course from beneath."
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The bishop of Winchester Junction Found his phallus would no longer function. So in black crepe he wound it, Tied a lily around it, And solemnly gave it last unction.
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