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Today's jokes[10.23.98]

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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

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Why do they put strings on tampons? So you can floss after you eat!
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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo? he only had 2 cars.
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So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?" And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in our hands"
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How do you get a man to do situps? Glue the TV remote between his ankles...
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What kind of clothes are there? women: clean & dirty Men: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty , biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification of these clothes).
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Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts..
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How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk...
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