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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Why do they put strings on tampons?
So you can floss after you eat!
Send this joke to a friend 2 Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Send this joke to a friend 3 Why don't mexicans have barbeques?
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Send this joke to a friend 4 why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
he only had 2 cars.
Send this joke to a friend 5 So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building
and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white
guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after
And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in
Send this joke to a friend 6 How do you get a man to do situps?
Glue the TV remote between his ankles...
Send this joke to a friend 7 What kind of clothes are there?
women: clean & dirty
Men: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,
biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification of
Send this joke to a friend 8 Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts..
Send this joke to a friend 9 How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk...
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