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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

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Why is a joke like pussy? Neither's any good if you don't get it.
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Why are girls like pianos? When they're not upright, they're grand...
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball??? She choked...
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What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter dick? Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and then horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is battered against the ground again and again. She is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........ ........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs? A quadraplegic in a house fire.
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"give me the bad news first." "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." "Oh. Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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What did the mongoloid say to his dog? Downsyndrome!!
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What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum.
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