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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??
We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...
Send this joke to a friend 1 Why is a joke like pussy?
Neither's any good if you don't get it.
Send this joke to a friend 2 Why are girls like pianos?
When they're not upright, they're grand...
Send this joke to a friend 3 What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???
Send this joke to a friend 4 What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter
Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.
Send this joke to a friend 5 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and then
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she
leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now
at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is battered
against the ground again and again. She is mere moments away from
........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Send this joke to a friend 6 What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
A quadraplegic in a house fire.
Send this joke to a friend 7 "give me the bad news first."
"You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?"
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
"Oh. Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
Send this joke to a friend 8 What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
Send this joke to a friend 9 What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum.
Send this joke to a friend 10