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Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are
selling this year?
They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.
Send this joke to a friend 1 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years and
tells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig ever
since his wife died.
The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether the
pig is a male or female.
"No! I'm not doing it anymore!" says the farmer. "And the pig is a
female, of course. What the hell do you think I am -- a goddam queer?
Send this joke to a friend 2 Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.
As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,
"Look at the legs among that group."
"Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor. "But I'm a
chest man myself."
Send this joke to a friend 3 What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Send this joke to a friend 4 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Send this joke to a friend 5 Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
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They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.
They're for grass roots support.
Send this joke to a friend 7 What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
Send this joke to a friend 8 This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She
asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- something
unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "Happy
Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry."
The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"
Send this joke to a friend 9 What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
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