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What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20
Send this joke to a friend 1 A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
Send this joke to a friend 2 This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago
that I lost my dear wife and children.
I'll never forget that game of cards...
Send this joke to a friend 3 A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the
Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife
went on the ride by herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and
landed in a heap at her husband's feet.
"Are you hurt?" he asked.
"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave
Send this joke to a friend 4 A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the
mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
of a 25 year old."
The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"
She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."
Send this joke to a friend 5 How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Send this joke to a friend 6 What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.
Send this joke to a friend 7 The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Send this joke to a friend 8 How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
Pick him up and start sucking his dick.
Send this joke to a friend 9 What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Pee Wee Herman in their holding cell at
"Stop playing with my lunch."
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