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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by
the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"
"My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."
"Oh? And what does your father do?"
"He's in the Army, sir."
Send this joke to a friend 1 The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air
Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of
perfectly good aircraft. "Obviously the Air Force knows there's
no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,'" the irritated
officer finally countered one afternoon, "because they pay
you bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Army
pays its men to jump."
"You've got it all wrong, Major," an Air Force sergeant
replied. "The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump
out of an airplane voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitch
about the salary."
Send this joke to a friend 2 During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy
back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a
red faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked
the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the
keys, "*Yours* is."
Send this joke to a friend 3 Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?
A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-start
their new submarine.
Send this joke to a friend 4 Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable
childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 he
joined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night the
sergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eating
out of the discarded cans and jars.
"On your free, Lizard Pecker," he bellowed. "You'll eat in
the message hall -- you're no better than the rest of us!"
Send this joke to a friend 5 The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he
overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes
has the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar."
Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled,
"Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about
Send this joke to a friend 6 A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.
He says,"You have acute vaginitis."
She says "Thank you."
Send this joke to a friend 7 Two gynecologists meet at lunch.
The first one says, "I had a patient this morning with
a clit like a dill pickle.
The second one says,"That big or that green?"
The first one says,"That Sour."
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What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.
Send this joke to a friend 9 Did you hear about Tempura House?
It's a shelter for lightly battered women.
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