Today's stories [4.8.21]

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Colena was telling me about her buddy and *his* girlfriend. 
They were working on a vehicle and using gasoline to clean the 
parts with.  It was a warm day and the gas was sitting in a 
coffee can in the sun and eventually evaporated. Judi 
demanded to know what happened to it. When they told her 
what happened, she asked what eveporation was. So they told 
her it got hot in the sun & made it go away.... Judi's reply... 
"If you put it in the shade, will it come back?"

My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning
(he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus)
and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever -
my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's
butt.  Poor child

sent by leigh

I was about 12, and I was riding my bike in my neighborhood.
It was a little dark outside so I looked up, and in the sky
was a little white light, I thought it was the first star in
the sky, so I stared at it and made a wish, well as I was
making the wish I ran right into a parked car! I flew off my
bike onto the car, half way, and before the people could come
out and see who I was I ran with my bike crying the whole way
home, just to look up in the sky as I got to my door and
realized that the star was not a star after all it was a plane,
I failed to see the little red light too.

sent by Kristina

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