Today's quotes [4.8.21]
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* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for
the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also,
would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
"Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
-- Unknown Prosecution, Unknown Defense
Never replicate a successful experiment.
-- Fett's Law
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- von Braun
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