Today's quotes [4.7.21]
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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
-- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)
"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
-- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film
ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimming' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.
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