Today's quotes [4.6.21]
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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
-- Ann Landers --
"Television is a medium.
a) Television is not rare.
b) Television is not well done.
-- Robert Bonomi
"Men of all shapes and sizes, ages and creeds, and states of marital or
relationship bliss enjoy, every now and then, the sight of a woman with no
clothes on. It's just as well we do, you know, otherwise there'd be no new
little earthlings, would there? If you want to call that oppression or
sexism or the commodification of the female body then go right ahead, but
don't expect me to talk to you at dinner parties. I prefer to call it sexual
attraction, but then I'm a sad fuck who spends half his life in front of
computer, so what the hell do I know?"
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "More Tomorrow"
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one."
"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
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