Today's quotes [4.5.21]
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My wife claims her car is so old,
that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !
"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"
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