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"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
 character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
 is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
 blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
 to get a wider frame of reference."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski


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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
                        -- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
                                album


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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 


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* Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
       awful.


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* No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.


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