Today's quotes [4.1.21]
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"My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
-- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"
"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
-- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.
"I want us to be something that we can't."
"A normal couple."
-- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"
"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
discussing it in ALL CAPS."
-- a virus hoax hoax
Here's one seen above a urinal:
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
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