Today's stories [2.23.21]
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It is said that P. T. Barnum, the famed circus magnate, hung a large sign
over one of the exits of his museum which read, "This way to the egress."
Many people in the crowds, eager to see what an egress looked like, passed
through the door and found themselves out on the street.
I started a new job the other day, and while riding the elevator,
noticed a sign which read (THIS IS NOT MADE-UP):
"If elevator should malfunction or doors not open,
don't be alarmed. Please press the alarm button."
Is it just me, or does anybody else find this outrageously funny?
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: Too many deer were hit by cars and he no longer
wanted them to cross there.
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