Today's quotes [2.23.21]
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Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind
overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out
of some asshole who desperately needs it.
"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
got it made.
Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
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