Today's jokes [2.15.21]
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A florist received an outraged telephone call from a man who
had moved his restaurant to a new spot in town. The restaurant
owner had been sent a funeral wreath along with a card that read:
The florist realized that he must have mixed up two orders and
shuddered to think of the flowers that should have gone to the
restaurant man.He had sent to the funeral a clover design of
red roses across which was a bright green ribbon bearing the
inscription: BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW LOCATION.
So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"
The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by
….swallowing 100 pain killers?
A: After two he began to feel better.
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.
He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around
The druggist says "May I help you?"
The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just looking
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led
down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had
given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and
a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning
to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you
please play The Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked,
"Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
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