Today's stories [1.12.21]

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"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole
Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet".

"No kidding? How much memory will it take up?".

"Not much, just two Bytes."

Sign on a church bulletin board:
You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.

Written on a toilet roll in a public Lavatory:

"Sociology Degrees, please take one."

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