Today's stories [1.1.21]
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Actual Police Accounts
The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for
speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked
up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going
to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "No,
highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what
he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
The Chinese-born cellist Yo-Yo Ma
changed his name from Yo Ma-Ma after he
found that many Americans took offense
when he introduced himself.
I heard Dan Quayle is in favor of a 30% tax cut. His thinking
must have been "Well, Dole lost with a 15% tax cut, but if I triple
it to 30%, I can win!"
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