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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...

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