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"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
 me."
                        -- Angela

* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
       death.

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.

The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...

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