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"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite me." -- Angela
* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." George Burns.
The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word fuck...
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