Today's quotes [1.23.21]

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Antique is just another word for second-hand.

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
pleases.
        -- Harvard's Law

It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. 

     - George Lindsey 

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !

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