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"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks...  Ha Ha Ha Ha
 Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
                        -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus


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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
       Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
       "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."


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"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
                        -- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net


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"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
                        -- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
                                "Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996


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Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
       rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.


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