Today's quotes [1.2.21]
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"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them."
-- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
And did two loads of laundry."
-- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
-- me, AndrewR
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
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