Today's quotes [1.17.21]

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"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course

"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
 machine, but that's probably nothing new."
                        -- Mark Rejhon

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

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