Today's quotes [1.16.21]
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"Will administer ISO 9000 and year 2000 certification tests for food."
-- Simon Slavin
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
-- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes
"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
-- Groucho Marx
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
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