Today's quotes [1.15.21]

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"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
                        -- Garth Kidd

"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics

"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune

"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch

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